Some More Things One Must or Must Not Do During Role Playing Games

Thus sayeth Mr. Welch:

851. When plumbing the depths of depravity, I must remember to come up for air.

856. A funeral is not a proper place for setting new fashion trends.

860. Under religion I cannot put Born Again Klingon.

861. I will not use undocumented zombie workers to help build my castle.

865. I do not put the cad in decadent, nor the rave in depraved.

867. We all play bards just to relive our favorite Spinal Tap moments.

868. I cannot have a gun with an area of affect larger than it's range.

872. Any gun that sets off the metal detector before I even pass through it is vetoed.

Um. Okay.
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These Dreams

Had a weird dream involving a woman who looked and sounded a lot like Emma Thompson, a grand hotel with an antagonistic staff, and a chief antagonist (Solomani Texan) who would not respond properly when I pull out an ID card and say things like "I am an Imperial Lord", "I have an Imperial Warrant", and "SHUT THE F**K UP!"

That's where I woke up.
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