851. When plumbing the depths of depravity, I must remember to come up for air.
856. A funeral is not a proper place for setting new fashion trends.
860. Under religion I cannot put Born Again Klingon.
861. I will not use undocumented zombie workers to help build my castle.
865. I do not put the cad in decadent, nor the rave in depraved.
867. We all play bards just to relive our favorite Spinal Tap moments.
868. I cannot have a gun with an area of affect larger than it's range.
872. Any gun that sets off the metal detector before I even pass through it is vetoed.