803. If my personal carried firepower exceeds that of the Battleship Texas, there's a problem.
808. Covering fire does not include nuclear weapons.
813. Taking the orc warlord's skull as a trophy is acceptable. Not as a hand puppet.
816. The adventure wrap up is the epilogue. Not Miller Time.
822. If everybody in the room is in black leather, we're in the thieves' guild. Not a fetish club.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.