In a sixth grade classroom in the village of Pammunjong of the United Republic of Korea a teacher spoke.
"There were once people who were once concerned about Global Warming. But the industrial and other Carbon Dioxide emissions weren't enough to stop the coming of the next Ice Age."
Although the current lesson covered the new Ice Age, the previous day’s lesson covered the political unification of the Korean peninsula. A videotape of Kim Jong Un being hanged for his numerous crimes was shown. Tomorrow’s lesson would cover the hunt for Democrat and former Governor of Minnesota Tim Walz by the Federation Security Service. American Democrats were treated as enemies of Humanity. The prohibition of public employee unions by the Federation was a sore point for the teacher. The abuses of the teacher’s unions was still a sore point in the former United States. The new world map in the classroom showed the nations of Canada, Russia, and Finland, completely covered in ice. The new map showed new lands and a chain of lakes where the Baltic Sea was. The new map also showed the construction of the new Kennedy Launch Center as well as the new American capitol city of Columbia in what was part of the Oklahoma panhandle. The new map also showed radioactive zones around the former cities of Mecca and Medina as well as in the former nation of Pakistan.
The teacher spoke again.
“Once we’re finished with today’s lesson we’ll retire to the schools firing range.”
