Saturday, September 11, 2010

The Truth About Penguins In The Traveller Universe. (A Repost)




If anything, the apparently humble penguin is the central component to the mystery of why the Solomani, the Humans of Terra, were so slow to develop spaceflight and the jump drive.

The various species of penguin that we know of were Genetically Engineered by Yaskodray (a.k.a. Grandfather) as a means to suppress the growth and technological progress of Terrestrial Humans. The penguin brain while individually unimpressive, served as a component of a group mind which in turn functioned on Terra as a False Ruling Consciousness, an entity that the Solomani have commonly called "God."

The False Ruling Consciousness, being physically isolated on the Antarctic continent, would send psionic messages to various "prophets" who would in turn command their respective followers kill each other in progressively bloodier wars. This also had the unfortunate result of blackening the name of God in the minds of the Solomani as that the gods of most other races were more emotionally secure and far less prone to acting out.

It was when Claw and Beak disease was accidentally introduced to the primary penguin population by a British naval expedition ("Jenkins, STOP THAT!") that the False Ruling Consciousness became too weak to influence human affairs. Thus allowing the Solomani people to expand into deep space and attempt to take their rightful place in the Universe. ("Today, North Minehead...")
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4 comments:

John said...

And to think I used to like penguins. I'll have to stop watching Penguins of Madagascar with the little one now.

Leslie Bates said...

You shouldn't have to do that. The penguins have been rendered harmless now.

Anonymous said...

It explains so much. Ever seen a Japanese giant-robot animated series called "Evangelion?" Yeah.

Leslie Bates said...

I have to say that I haven't.